OOC - Just so you all know

[governmentninja]

Dru rocks!

As a matter of fact, all of you (yes, that means you, and you too, I don't care if you're on a break) are all full of several kinds of win and awesome.

Just saying.

Many <3's for you all,
-Me

PS: No, I'm not drunk though I may be high on allergy meds and sleep deprivation. Why do you ask?

Comments

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

((*thumbs up!*))

((Like that icon. ^^ The cartoon one is fun too))

[governmentninja]

Why thank you sir.

Dru was kind enough to buy me a ton more spaces, which is one of several reasons why I'm happy right now.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

((Coolies!!!

and *snerk* PIMP HAT!!!!!!))

((JBJ as Derek doesn't have anything that cool...he can flap and toss his hair and that's about it. ^^ ))

[governmentninja]

Maybe, but JBJ has the ultimate soundtrack. Leon and words are... uh.... well, you see the icon.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

(( XD ))

((Does that actually happen in the game? *shamefully admits that she does not have that one yet. Adult budgeting issues. Suck. :/))

[rauchnorr.livejournal.com]

((Oh, jeez. The whole conversation between Leon and Salazar after. . . uh, the knights in the hall, you'll know when you get there?))

((PAINFUL. I skip it every time, cringing in embarassment.))

[governmentninja]

Yes, it does. It's during one the scenes where Salazar is busy taunting Leon over the comm system.

Salazar: I've sent my Right hand to dispose of you, Meester Scott Kennedy.

Leon: ...Your right hand comes off?

Salazar: Why Mr. Scott... *suddenly gets upset and bangs on the comm screen* Die you worm!

Leon: Pfft.

And that's not even the worst line in the game. That honor goes to Saddler and "Writhe in my cage of torment, my friend."

[rauchnorr.livejournal.com]

. . . my friend and I just turned to each other and went, "wow" when he said that. Pure disbelief.

I have another friend, though, who thinks it's a good line. We need a poll.

[governmentninja]

A line so bad it has to be good.

So many of the lines in this game made me headdesk violently. Strangely, I continue this tradition by thinking up amazingly corny things for Leon to say, then waiting for just the right moment to use them, usually on Dru.

[rauchnorr.livejournal.com]

I think I skip every scene between Leon and Salazar. The two are a horrifying new force of embarassment.

SALAZAR: Me llamo Ramon Salazar, the eighth Castellan of this magnificent architecture. I have been honored with the prodigous power from the great Lord Saddler. I've been expecting you, my brethrens.

LEON: No thanks, bro.

It sounds like "brethrens" to me, too. And for pity's sake, there's only two of them and Ashley's a girl.

[governmentninja]

Some of them were painful.

Leon: I don't remember being part of your crappy script.

Salazar: Then why don't you show me what a first class script is like, through your own actions.

And let's not forget the fun with Krauser. I swear, i was so happy when I made it through that cut sequence without dying, so I wouldn't have to hear that speech over and over again.

[rauchnorr.livejournal.com]

THAT IS THE ONE I SKIP. AUIGH! It followed me!

I don't mind that one; that's tolerable, not nearly as bad as Krauser's "WITNESS the POWER!" line. It's the Ada/Krauser conversation that hits a new low.

Ada: I met Wesker long before you did.

Krauser: We'll see soon enough if you did.

Ada: Yeah. We'll see.

Me: *cries tears of blood*

[governmentninja]

NOWHERE IS SAFE! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!

Well, when you have to hear it 15 times in a row, it becomes less tolerable.

Nah. Even that couldn't beat "ballistics"

[rauchnorr.livejournal.com]

If you've heard guys ineptly and sleazily hit on you before, that's more of an eyeroll and less of a "stop the show, I must run gag." Krauser and Ada bickering about who met Wesker first--what, does he give out friendship anniversary presents or something?

Also, there are people to whom I would listen if they wanted to read the telephone directory. The guy who voices Krauser ties with Vin Diesel there.

[finalgirl.livejournal.com]

what, does he give out friendship anniversary presents or something?

How do you think Krauser got his arm?

[8th-castellan.livejournal.com]

I will never get tired of Leon's "Well, I really don't give a damn! Rain or shine, you're going down!" Never.

And that 'bro' line. Pat and I spent a great deal of time poking fun for that one.

LEON: No thanks...bro! *turns to Ashley, snickering, whispering behind his hand* Didja hear that? I called him 'bro'! It's funny, you see, because he's not really my brother, but-

ASHLEY: YES. I HEARD IT.

[starsescapist.livejournal.com]

Did you ever notice how the whole right hand thing was misspelled? XD

It is spelled "You're right hand comes off?"

There are a few other typos in RE4, including one of my personal favorites, the "brigde."

[governmentninja]

You know, I noticed the "You're", but the stunning badness of the line in general makes me overlook the typo. Never noticed "Brigde". Where does that appear?

[starsescapist.livejournal.com]

In the beginning of the game, after dealing with the first bunch of Ganados, go back to the bridge. It will be gone, and "The brigde is out!" will come up. It's in the GC version for sure, but they might've caught that in the PS2 version.

[8th-castellan.livejournal.com]

((The brigde brings me great joy. :D

And someday, I should post all those weird words amok in and details I've noticed about the game. See if anyone else can make heads or tails of them...))

[starsescapist.livejournal.com]

Yeah! :D Post 'em!

Lol I wonder if anyone else saw the pretzels, ketchup and mustard. :P

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

I can already see that I'm going to have a VERY hard time keeping a straight face through those scene. Obviously, they hired the secondary script writers from Storm King Productions for that one. ^^