Badass Leon, indeed

[governmentninja]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I put gum in evolved_trigger's hair (-12 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I pulled idreadundead's hair (-5 points). Last week I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I broke chris_redfield_'s X-Box (-12 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-805 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, leon_s_kennedy_

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I lose points for getting into shootouts? Damn...

Ah, well.

I guess I owe you a new XBox, Chris.

Comments

[finalgirl.livejournal.com]

Well, you are kind of naughty.

And stop ruling Iran this instant.

[governmentninja]

Maybe just a little bit.

Well, that was last week. This week I'm ruling Argentina.

So what do you want for Christmas?

[finalgirl.livejournal.com]

I knew you had to have dark secrets. I wasn't expecting them to involve dictatorships, but hey, I'm flexible.

I wouldn't mind spending the day with you, but if you've got family stuff, I understand. Otherwise... maybe a new biker jacket. That jerk Crocodile ruined my old one.

[governmentninja]

Everyone has a dark side. I'd rule for more than a week, but I'm easily distracted.

I don't have any plans for the holidays, but I would like to spend them with you.

[finalgirl.livejournal.com]

Not that easily.

I think that could probably be arranged.

C'mon, there's mistletoe.

[starspointman.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware I owned an X-Box. Hell, what is an X Box?

[governmentninja]

It's a video game system.

[starspointman.livejournal.com]

Oh. Kinda like Super Nintendo.

[governmentninja]

Yeah. Only, trust me, they've come a long way since then.

I've heard you've been wanting to have a talk with me?

[starspointman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but right now may not be the best time. And I need to talk to Claire. If you see her, send her my way, would ya?